“Get up. Wake up. We’ve got to get off the boat now.”
I was smack in the middle of that final, pleasant half-hour
of dreamy, near-consciousness sleep that life without an alarm clock affords
me. Now I was abruptly fully conscious, trying to understand what I’d woken to.
I called after Windy, “What did you just say? What’s going on?”Windy applies final make-up to the Raven Fairy while the Ballerina looks on. |
She was gone, out of bed like a flash, already in the aft
cabin urging the girls awake with the same serious, insistent tone. “Girls! Get
up, leave your PJs on, get your shoes on, we have to go now.” Then to me: “I
don’t know. They’re announcing an evacuation of the marina, it is not a drill.”
“Who’s announcing…”
I have a strong aversion to over-reacting. When people around me
freak out, I tend to polarize and go the opposite direction. You know that orchestra
that played on as the Titanic met her fate? I could have been their leader—in denial
as I slid into the icy ocean. It’s not because I’m Mr. Cool, but because I’m protecting
my bizarre, deep-seated fear of panicking. It could be a good thing, but in
my case, it means I often fail to react. Windy isn’t prone to panic, but she is
usually prepared and always ready to act, “just in case.” Bless her heart.
In response to her sense of urgency, I wanted to push back,
maybe talk this through before we jumped out of our warm beds and ran for our
lives. But I roused myself and pulled on some pants, knowing I’d have to take
her seriously before she would entertain my questions.“I don’t know. I heard a loudspeaker, a bullhorn.”
“Are there emergency vehicles?”
Then I heard it: “EVACUATE THE MARINA NOW. THIS IS NOT A
DRILL.”
Hmmm. There was an earthquake and tsunami warning the day
before; I wondered if maybe this was another? Maybe a propane leak? Windy called down as she and the girls climbed out the companionway. “Are
you coming?”
“Yeah.” I was putting my shoes on. I looked around and
grabbed the camera, my wallet…my computer and left. Outside I could see Windy
and the girls already off the docks and one-hundred yards down the boardwalk,
talking with a group of people. I met them halfway back.
“I chewed out somebody,” Windy said. Apparently, our tiny
marina in front of the Empress Hotel had morphed into a movie set over night. People, trucks,
and equipment were everywhere. “I think it was the director, I told him they
should first notify those affected by their filming; they have no idea people
live on these boats.”
Then the loudspeaker hailed again, this marina was being
evacuated and this was not a drill. Giant fans blew dead leaves into a crowd of
extras in front of the docks. On cue they pointed and ran together in fearful
unison. It looked like panic to me.
“Let’s get back to the boat and make a nice breakfast for
Eleanor,” turning to my newly nine-year-old girl in PJs: “Happy birthday Boo.”
--MROak Bay, a Victoria suburb, puts on this "pumpkin art" display for charity every year. It was super cool, until we learned that the pumpkins are made of polyurethane. |